1. : ICJ1

    I heard about a job posting for ISIS, its the perfect job for Albanian Idiot. ISIS needs a few Albanian Jihadi Terrorists to test the backpack explosive devices in the desert. Full one year guarantee to meet your the harem of your choice in the after-world. The Black Friday sale is almost over, hurry up AI.

    Preference given to University of Pristina Graduates with the fake diploma of Donkey Science, no analytical or mathematical skills required. Only IQ's of 10 or under accepted.
    (Jugsolavija, 30 November 2015 21:26)

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  2. (Nikola Novakovic, 29 November 2015 06:19)
    China does not complain about Corruption or judicial reform in Serbia.

    You must be in the SNS if you think that this is a good thing?
    (Dwight, 30 November 2015 13:02)

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  3. Half of serbs work in a public sector, Mike. Serbia isn't doing any better than Greece.
    (LMAOmike, 30 November 2015 11:44)

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  4. That makes no sense! If the EU is nearing collapse, the last thing it would do is to accept as a member a failed state like Serbia...
    (icj1, 28 November 2015 21

    The AI uses that special Albanian calculator where 1+1=11 and adheres to the famous Albanian textbook used in its university on Economics and Finance relying especially on those chapters on Alchemy (how to turn metal to gold) and cultivation of money trees.
    Thatís why itís the AI.
    P.S. AI = Albanian Idiot
    (sj, 30 November 2015 10:39)

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  5. "China is doing more for Serbia than any country in the EU and in a number of ways...
    1. China is investing billions of dollars in Serbia. ..."
    (Nikola Novakovic, 29 November 2015 06:19)

    Well, so far, China was doing more for China with its 'investments' in Serbia. Like the construction of that bridge, payed by a Chinese load, which was build mainly by Chinese construction workers imported.


    P.S: I hope it will be better next time with the Smederevo steel mill which will be sold to a Chinese company. Time will tell if they really invest and create some additional jobs there, or at least secure the existing ones.
    (Comm. Parrisson, 30 November 2015 10:00)

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  6. I wish I could agree with you Nikola, but I've been here for 5 years and Serbia isn't really any better than when I arrived. Nepotism in employment is the fundamental problem and that seems to be rooted in the Balkan spirit. Customer service is truly appalling here and an average Serb manager has absolutely no concept of how to motivate staff. Small business owners are only interested in the monthly bottom line and place all their business strategy in the hands of their book-keeper. The schools are still following a farcical shift system so kids have to go to school at 7 in the morning and then until 19 in the evening the next week; they also study 15 subjects which is ridiculous. I'm sorry, it's not getting better.
    (Republic day, 29 November 2015 19:52)

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  7. @icj1 - First of all, Serbia is the only country in the region that is doing well. Secondly, the EU is pushing for Serbia to be accepted quickly because a few of the Western EU countries along with the US want to make sure that the concessions which are being forced upon it will be accepted. If the EU were to end tomorrow, do you really think that there would be any negotiations with Pristina

    The only reason Serbia is being allowed to open these chapters right now is because the EU is nearing collapse.
    (Miked, 27 November 2015 17:21)

    That makes no sense! If the EU is nearing collapse, the last thing it would do is to accept as a member a failed state like Serbia...
    (icj1, 28 November 2015 21:04)
    (MikeD, 29 November 2015 19:31)

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  8. Nikola, go ask your buddy Mugabe or albos what kind of pal China will be for you. This german obsession to get Habsburg lands which includes Vojvodina is beyond pathetic. Does Merkel not understand that THEY WERE COMPLETELY DEFEATED, leaders hanged and nation unarmed. No chsnce for sny germanic empire returning, none, das ende for gutt. Your buddy Vucic will use this and those subsidies to Vojvodina will start to come. I predict that serbs will completely renovate everything in Vojvodina on the expense of german taxpayer.
    (stickwithteutn, 29 November 2015 15:59)

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  9. Start it only with Vojvodina, leave rest of them to BRIC and Turkey. Expell Greece from EU.
    (habsburg, 29 November 2015 15:52)

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  10. "That makes no sense! If the EU is nearing collapse, the last thing it would do is to accept as a member a failed state like Serbia..."

    Icj1

    If the EU is acceping a failed state like Serbia what can be said about Kosovo and Albania who are lightyears away from joining?
    (MikeC, 29 November 2015 15:30)

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  11. @comm.parrison ...

    You misinterpreted me....

    I said... China is "doing more" for serbia then any country in the EU....!
    I never said they were investing more.... Or that they were leading FDI in Serbia...

    China is doing more for Serbia than any country in the EU and in a number of ways...

    1. China is investing billions of dollars in Serbia.
    2. China does not recognise Kosovo.
    3. China voted no for kosovo joining UNESCO.
    4. China signed a strategic partnership agreement in 2009 with Serbia.
    5. PRC opposition to NATO bombings in 1999.

    China does not blackmail Serbia.
    China does not stab Serbia in the back.
    China did not bomb Serbia in 1999, China's embassy was bombed by NATO in 1999.
    China does not complain about Corruption or judicial reform in Serbia.
    China does not impose sanctions on Serbia.

    China does more for Serbia than any country in the EU...!
    (Nikola Novakovic, 29 November 2015 06:19)

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  12. Erdogan is the new sun of Turkey who build the new Ottoman Empire

    Balkan countries will thrive when will be again under Ottoman rule

    Albania and Bosnia have a + for the new world order and Ottoman empire
    (Temel Asker, 29 November 2015 05:02)

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  13. I Quote -

    i am a gipsy from Romania and i live here in Romania much better than Slavs from Serbia , i know this website from a Romanian friend
    (gipsy_romania, 28 November 2015 17:03) # Comment link

    Comment -

    What will you say then,
    when Serbia grants and gives the Gipsys of the World
    an own contry to live in ?

    Yes such plans exists.
    I have myself taken part of such a discussion with a Serbian Higher ranking Person.

    I think Serbia is your future.

    Arn.Sweden.
    (Arn.Sweden., 29 November 2015 03:45)

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  14. China is actually doing more for Serbia than any other country in the EU... The EU has been nothing but trouble for Serbia
    (Nikola Novakovic, 27 November 2015 16:51)

    How much has China given to Serbia in grants (not loans) since China is doing so much for Serbia and Chinese rulers have Serbia as their first priority and that's what keeps them awake at night :)
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    Investments in Serbia will flow like the Danube river when sanctions are fully lifted and war reparations are paid to Serbia for the destruction caused by hitler in WWII and NATO in 1999
    (Nikola Novakovic, 27 November 2015 16:51)

    If the investments in Serbia are waiting for those reparations, I'm afraid there is going to be a long await lol

    Any other delusions you want to inform us about today, dear?
    (icj1, 28 November 2015 21:13)

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  15. The only reason Serbia is being allowed to open these chapters right now is because the EU is nearing collapse.
    (Miked, 27 November 2015 17:21)

    That makes no sense! If the EU is nearing collapse, the last thing it would do is to accept as a member a failed state like Serbia...
    (icj1, 28 November 2015 21:04)

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  16. "...and surprisingly China is actually doing more for Serbia than any other country in the EU... ..."

    "In fact... China is investing billions of dollars in Serbia as we speak..... They just invest..."
    (Nikola Novakovic, 27 November 2015 16:51)

    In fact:

    Leading investor nations in Serbia as of 2013:
    Italy ($2.69bn)
    Austria ($2.65bn)
    Norway ($2.16bn)
    Belgium ($2.00bn)
    Greece ($1.66bn)

    Where is China? Maybe you have new numbers for 2014 or 2015? I have some doubts that 'China is doing more than any other EU country', let alone the investments coming from EU countries in total.

    But there's one difference between the EU and China: The EU doesn't invest, but companies from EU countries invest in China.
    (Comm. Parrisson, 28 November 2015 20:54)

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  17. i am a gipsy from Romania and i live here in Romania much better than Slavs from Serbia , i know this website from a Romanian friend
    (gipsy_romania, 28 November 2015 17:03)

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  18. I Quote -

    Nikola Novakovic continue dreaming , you cannot overtake even Romania !
    (adrian_bucharest, 28 November 2015 01:10)

    Comment - You know nothing about Romanias future,

    Romania vill become - Ratko Bratko - with Serbia in the Future.

    Arn.Sweden.
    (Arn.Sweden., 28 November 2015 14:40)

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  19. I hope, for Serbia's sake they never join the EU.
    (Di, 28 November 2015 08:07)

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  20. Nikola Novakovic continue dreaming , you cannot overtake even Romania !
    (adrian_bucharest, 28 November 2015 01:10)

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  21. NOOO!!! Hell no, i am moving to Russia.
    (Nikola, 27 November 2015 22:20)

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  22. indecent proposal of chapter 35 needs to be knocked back by Serbia in full!

    Real reforms should not be about EU and should focus on Serbia's interest in development - real reforms only bring real results that are positive and exclusively in Serbia's interest. EU centred reforms are about how EU multinationals can exploit Serbia and its citizens as witnessed throughout many EU states.
    (Principa, Gracanica, KiM, Serbia, 27 November 2015 20:57)

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  23. Srbia will never ever be a member of EU.

    I Quote .

    German parliament greenlights opening of chapters
    German parliament's Committee for European Affairs has given the green light for the opening of the first two chapters in Serbia's EU accession negotiations.

    Comment -

    German Parliament will soon greenlights Germanys Support of Austrias and Hungarys and Croatias comming for Bosniaherzegovina and Serbia.

    Arn.Sweden.
    (Arn.Sweden., 27 November 2015 18:41)

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  24. CLOSE IT! The only reason Serbia is being allowed to open these chapters right now is because the EU is nearing collapse. It's no surprise either that a potential candidate state would have the carrot hang even closer when the EU is in panic, looking for countries to 'host' migrants. Let's not forget that this would also be used as incentive to lure Serbia away from Russian influence during the world's latest power struggle.
    (Miked, 27 November 2015 17:21)

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  25. The EU... What are they thinking...

    They tell Serbia that we need to reform our judicial system and clean up corruption to have investment in the country... WHAT A LIE...let me explain....

    China is rampant in corruption and its judicial system needs more reform then in Serbia, China has big problems with copy right protection... But yet China manages to be one of the biggest sources of foreign direct investment in the world and creates millions of jobs a year despite its corruption and backward judicial system... The EU do not know what they are talking about....!

    Serbia is rebuilding just fine after the West inspired a civil war in Yugoslavia and destroyed much of its infrastructure in 1999 and surprisingly China is actually doing more for Serbia than any other country in the EU... The EU has been nothing but trouble for Serbia, blackmailing the nation for EU membership, and placing sanctions on Serbia which has not helped our economy...

    Investments in Serbia will flow like the Danube river when sanctions are fully lifted and war reparations are paid to Serbia for the destruction caused by hitler in WWII and NATO in 1999 when they illegally attacked a sovereign nation and its innocent people...

    In fact... China is investing billions of dollars in Serbia as we speak, and the Chinese do not mention corruption or judicial reform in Serbia... They just invest...
    (Nikola Novakovic, 27 November 2015 16:51)

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