Constantin of Constantza
pre 12 godina
Yesterday Serbias government was surprised, today they are signing a contract.
That´s the way, aha, aha, I like it, aha, aha.
(WtH, 1 March 2012 23:10)
The agreement was ready before the "suprise", almost 95% of it being fully negociated and approved, but Belgrade was busy with Kosovo. OK, we got the idea, is like in the old saying, "the child who do not cries will get no milk". Neither us, nor the Serbs were born yesterday, we know the tricks, and all is good when ends in a good way. Even the best friends may have a hot discussion, to be calmed down with beer and rakija, neh?
In fact, I imagine the differend was concluded like this:
"- Hello, Mr. Serb?
- Hello, yes, and you are Mr. Romanian?
- Yes, please to meet you. We have this issue to negociate... we are sorry for disturbing you...
- No problem, my friend, apologies for not remembering, we thought we solved this... you know, we are busy with this Kosovo footnote... God, its driving us crazy!
- No problem, we surely understand, but we still have to sort this out, for our bosses in Bucharest to show in the electoral campaign, you know. Also, we need to show the cat to those damn Duchebags, I mean Dutchmen. Man, they have such a nerve, banning us and Bulgarians from Schengen!
- Well, my friend, if you go around together with Bulgarians, what do you expect? Err, I was joking, me bad, me bad! OK, let's do this, were are the papers? A, here, all right, so bla-bla-bla-Vlachs, more bla-bla-bla, OK, everything seems oK, let's sign it... me, than you... here... right.
- Thank you, very good...
- Great, now everything is perfect. We are clear, regarding this EU business, OK?
- Sir, consider it done and count on us. And Im honored to be the first Romanian to congratulate you on Serbia's success today. We are looking forward to have you in EU, my friend, ASAP.
- Thank you, that's nice, ánd also we still count on you on this Kosovo mess, heh?
- Kosovo? Who the #$%$%^is Kosovo? My friend, how long we know each other?
- Well, I think 20 minutes...
- No, not us two, but our peoples?
- Well, I'm not sure, but at least since 1389, isn't so? I think Wallachia had 500 light cavalrymen at Kosovo Polje battle...
- Well, you know better, 'cause none of them made home to tell the story. So, we have a long story together, and Serbia is the one of the only two real friends we ever had. You know who's the second one?
- Err... France?
- F@##$% the French, and scr@##$% Sarkozy! No, man, it's Black Sea! Ha, ha, got it?
- He, he, that's a good one. Well, are you free for lunch?
- Yep, thank you, as soon as I call Bucharest to let them know we're good, we may go for a rakija, for the sake of European Union! And I pay, Romania is in EU, so we are at home in Bruxelles, then you're my guest!
- Affirmative, my friend, we will drink for the mother Europe, and for the smart-ass Westerners to choke on their shnaps!
- Especially the Dutch!
- Especially them!"
:)))))))
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