Just f***in' lovely. Just as we Serbs are (again) getting surrounded by islamists and jihadi terrorists on all sides, our beloved Norwegian friends find it right and proper to affix a "crusader friend" label on Serbia. Our Norwegian "allies" might as well wave the crimson banner in front of the raging ISIS bull.
Fast forward 1,000 years. Memo to the Vikings: the crusades are over. We lost, but you apparently didn't receive Saladdin's memo yet. And, oh. By the way...it is 21st century in Serbia. Which millennium is over there above the Arctic Circle? Is it Renaissance yet?
As for our "millennial" friendship with the Norsk going back to the runic script, it kinda flatlined and went a little cold, limp and rigor mortis when the Norwegian troops became the first to (uninvited and unwanted) occupy Kosovo, install the organ-harvesting caliphate there and merrily oversee the expulsion of all remaining Serbis from their ancestral lands. Don't our Norwegian friends know that friends don't let friends get carved, stuffed and served like Thanksgiving turkeys?
Friends since Stefan Nemanja? Hardly. More like backwater crusader colony since 1389 AD where God said fare-thee-well and good night.
By the way, we are not only "friends" (sic). Many of us are direct descendants of the Varyagh vikings, meaning that (many) Serbs and (some) Norwegians may be close relatives. Does this make us friends? No, definitely NOT. Just ask the Croats.
Where is Azir the coward, victory 1999, the count, avni, et al? I thought everyone hates the Serbs? Looks like the Serbs have more friends than just the Russians....which is more than you can say about Albanians. Lol!
Where is Azir the coward, victory 1999, the count, avni, et al? I thought everyone hates the Serbs? Looks like the Serbs have more friends than just the Russians....which is more than you can say about Albanians. Lol!
Just f***in' lovely. Just as we Serbs are (again) getting surrounded by islamists and jihadi terrorists on all sides, our beloved Norwegian friends find it right and proper to affix a "crusader friend" label on Serbia. Our Norwegian "allies" might as well wave the crimson banner in front of the raging ISIS bull.
Fast forward 1,000 years. Memo to the Vikings: the crusades are over. We lost, but you apparently didn't receive Saladdin's memo yet. And, oh. By the way...it is 21st century in Serbia. Which millennium is over there above the Arctic Circle? Is it Renaissance yet?
As for our "millennial" friendship with the Norsk going back to the runic script, it kinda flatlined and went a little cold, limp and rigor mortis when the Norwegian troops became the first to (uninvited and unwanted) occupy Kosovo, install the organ-harvesting caliphate there and merrily oversee the expulsion of all remaining Serbis from their ancestral lands. Don't our Norwegian friends know that friends don't let friends get carved, stuffed and served like Thanksgiving turkeys?
Friends since Stefan Nemanja? Hardly. More like backwater crusader colony since 1389 AD where God said fare-thee-well and good night.
By the way, we are not only "friends" (sic). Many of us are direct descendants of the Varyagh vikings, meaning that (many) Serbs and (some) Norwegians may be close relatives. Does this make us friends? No, definitely NOT. Just ask the Croats.
Just f***in' lovely. Just as we Serbs are (again) getting surrounded by islamists and jihadi terrorists on all sides, our beloved Norwegian friends find it right and proper to affix a "crusader friend" label on Serbia. Our Norwegian "allies" might as well wave the crimson banner in front of the raging ISIS bull.
Fast forward 1,000 years. Memo to the Vikings: the crusades are over. We lost, but you apparently didn't receive Saladdin's memo yet. And, oh. By the way...it is 21st century in Serbia. Which millennium is over there above the Arctic Circle? Is it Renaissance yet?
As for our "millennial" friendship with the Norsk going back to the runic script, it kinda flatlined and went a little cold, limp and rigor mortis when the Norwegian troops became the first to (uninvited and unwanted) occupy Kosovo, install the organ-harvesting caliphate there and merrily oversee the expulsion of all remaining Serbis from their ancestral lands. Don't our Norwegian friends know that friends don't let friends get carved, stuffed and served like Thanksgiving turkeys?
Friends since Stefan Nemanja? Hardly. More like backwater crusader colony since 1389 AD where God said fare-thee-well and good night.
By the way, we are not only "friends" (sic). Many of us are direct descendants of the Varyagh vikings, meaning that (many) Serbs and (some) Norwegians may be close relatives. Does this make us friends? No, definitely NOT. Just ask the Croats.
Where is Azir the coward, victory 1999, the count, avni, et al? I thought everyone hates the Serbs? Looks like the Serbs have more friends than just the Russians....which is more than you can say about Albanians. Lol!
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