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Wednesday, 05.03.2014.

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Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

First Deputy PM Aleksandar Vučić has said that he would discuss with EU's Catherine Ashton announcements from Priština that Kosovo would form its armed forces.

Izvor: Tanjug

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too funny

pre 10 godina

Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

Film produced and directed by deluded Albanians and script written by the village idiot.
(sj, 6 March 2014 09:14
Funny scenario but in reality it will go more like this: Vucic will tell his story and she will say "I understand your concern, now for more important matters, Would you like cream and sugar in your coffee?"

sj

pre 10 godina

Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

And it will go like this:

Vucic: Hello Ashton. What's this that I hear about Kosova forming an army?

Ashton: That's the truth. You heard correctly.

Vucic: What kind of army will this be? What kind of weapons will it have? What will its abilities be?

Ashton: It will be a superior army with the finest Western weapons and the best training from militaries that have experience fighting all over the world! Their Air Force will comprise of NATO's entire fleet! The same aircraft that had target practice on Serbian positions in 99. Their abilities will include, but not be limited to making Serbians soldiers wish that they were never born if they decide to try any funny business.

Vucic: Kuku mene! God help us Prince Lazar!! Cryyyyyyyyy!!

LOL
(Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

Film produced and directed by deluded Albanians and script written by the village idiot.

John

pre 10 godina

[link]
(so much for that, 5 March 2014 17:20)

It is only a few days ago when I exactly said what today Putin was saying:

http://www.b92.net/eng/news/comments.php?nav_id=89473

And it is like I always said, even a decade ago. Russia sees in Serbia just pawns and when it is required he will sacrifice Serbia for something in exchange. Crimea is exactly what I tell is the best thing he can get, and that is exactly what he did.

Now I'm totally looking forward to Serbian/Russphile spinmakers. :-)

PS: Putin you are dictator, but you have sometimes your moment where even you see the truth. :-p ... спасибо!

Knees knocking

pre 10 godina

Hey Lenny ,Capt.K et al. Keep your heads down and tell the " Kosovan Army "to put a change of underwear in their backpacks the Serbian boys are bringing their catapults next time. They may even bring their potato guns if they get wind of the fact that the Albanians may have acquired an arsenal of peashooters from one of Hoxha's old arms dumps.

drini.

pre 10 godina

Crimea inhabited mostly by Russians belong to Russia..... like Kosovo inhabited mostly by Albanians belongs to Albania....Long Live Kosovo Army

The B92 Lenard Fan Club

pre 10 godina

Navi that is Serbias future armourd brigade as Serbias mostly 1960 to 1970 made get older.
(Lenard, 5 March 2014 17:30)

Wow Lenard. To think Croatia got its ass kicked in the 1990s by that. No wonder you're suing Serbia for genocide. We'd hate to think what would have befell the Croatian people if they were attacked by a real army.

Stay funny by staying off the meds,

Navi

pre 10 godina

More leaked footage of Albanian military irregulars training in Kosovo. This one works, so it must be the one donated by Croatia.

http://youtu.be/Tya70rtLhqg

Brandon

pre 10 godina

Navy, Balkan,
If you think it will be a joke , then you have nothing to worry about it..
Worst case scenario, next time you will have to fight armed and trained soldiers instead of unarmed civilians.

so much for that

pre 10 godina

(Navi, 5 March 2014 16:26)

Have fun using Google translate:

"Darauf antwortete der russische Präsident, er sei grundsätzlich der Ansicht, dass nur die Bürger, die in einem bestimmten Territorium leben, über deren Zukunft bestimmen können. Putin nannte die Kosovo-Albaner als Beispiel und fügte hinzu, das ihnen gestattete Recht auf Selbstbestimmung sei „seines Wissens“ in den entsprechenden Dokumenten der Vereinten Nationen verankert und von niemandem aufgehoben worden. Wenn die Bewohner der Krim also dem Beispiel des Kosovos folgen wollen, sei das in Ordnung, insinuierte Putin."

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/ausland/europa/krim-krise-putin-brueskiert-die-serben-12832912.html

Lenard

pre 10 godina

Leaked footage of Kosovo's planned armored brigade has made it to the internet.

[link]
(Navi, 5 March 2014 16:26) Navi that is Serbias future armourd brigade as Serbias mostly 1960 to 1970 made get older. Those were even stolen by Serbia as usual from rest of Yugoslavia. As the real Serbia cant afford anything has to ration even feul for its vintage forces. This is what the EU has already bought for http://ca.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A0SO82GgTxdTdyYAEFDrFAx.?p=patria+armoured+vehicle&fr=mcafee&fr2=piv-web Kosovo produced in Croatia.

Balkan Anthropologist

pre 10 godina

LOL
(Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

The only thing your envisioned scenario is missing is calling this army The Intergalactic Dardanian Armada of Awesomeness. Complete with spaceships, lightsabers, Terminator robots, and rocket propelled donkeys :)

Brian

pre 10 godina

If only there was something in serbias constitution that said Kosovo was a part of Serbia! Is Kosovo a part of Serbia or not? Recognize Kosovo independence or shut up vucic!

Hadri

pre 10 godina

Ashton was not available as she was a little scared to meet Vucic. Oh and she sent a pretty please to Kosovar Albanians not to create the army.

Captain Kosova

pre 10 godina

Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

And it will go like this:

Vucic: Hello Ashton. What's this that I hear about Kosova forming an army?

Ashton: That's the truth. You heard correctly.

Vucic: What kind of army will this be? What kind of weapons will it have? What will its abilities be?

Ashton: It will be a superior army with the finest Western weapons and the best training from militaries that have experience fighting all over the world! Their Air Force will comprise of NATO's entire fleet! The same aircraft that had target practice on Serbian positions in 99. Their abilities will include, but not be limited to making Serbians soldiers wish that they were never born if they decide to try any funny business.

Vucic: Kuku mene! God help us Prince Lazar!! Cryyyyyyyyy!!

LOL

Captain Kosova

pre 10 godina

Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

And it will go like this:

Vucic: Hello Ashton. What's this that I hear about Kosova forming an army?

Ashton: That's the truth. You heard correctly.

Vucic: What kind of army will this be? What kind of weapons will it have? What will its abilities be?

Ashton: It will be a superior army with the finest Western weapons and the best training from militaries that have experience fighting all over the world! Their Air Force will comprise of NATO's entire fleet! The same aircraft that had target practice on Serbian positions in 99. Their abilities will include, but not be limited to making Serbians soldiers wish that they were never born if they decide to try any funny business.

Vucic: Kuku mene! God help us Prince Lazar!! Cryyyyyyyyy!!

LOL

Brian

pre 10 godina

If only there was something in serbias constitution that said Kosovo was a part of Serbia! Is Kosovo a part of Serbia or not? Recognize Kosovo independence or shut up vucic!

Brandon

pre 10 godina

Navy, Balkan,
If you think it will be a joke , then you have nothing to worry about it..
Worst case scenario, next time you will have to fight armed and trained soldiers instead of unarmed civilians.

Balkan Anthropologist

pre 10 godina

LOL
(Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

The only thing your envisioned scenario is missing is calling this army The Intergalactic Dardanian Armada of Awesomeness. Complete with spaceships, lightsabers, Terminator robots, and rocket propelled donkeys :)

Lenard

pre 10 godina

Leaked footage of Kosovo's planned armored brigade has made it to the internet.

[link]
(Navi, 5 March 2014 16:26) Navi that is Serbias future armourd brigade as Serbias mostly 1960 to 1970 made get older. Those were even stolen by Serbia as usual from rest of Yugoslavia. As the real Serbia cant afford anything has to ration even feul for its vintage forces. This is what the EU has already bought for http://ca.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A0SO82GgTxdTdyYAEFDrFAx.?p=patria+armoured+vehicle&fr=mcafee&fr2=piv-web Kosovo produced in Croatia.

Hadri

pre 10 godina

Ashton was not available as she was a little scared to meet Vucic. Oh and she sent a pretty please to Kosovar Albanians not to create the army.

drini.

pre 10 godina

Crimea inhabited mostly by Russians belong to Russia..... like Kosovo inhabited mostly by Albanians belongs to Albania....Long Live Kosovo Army

so much for that

pre 10 godina

(Navi, 5 March 2014 16:26)

Have fun using Google translate:

"Darauf antwortete der russische Präsident, er sei grundsätzlich der Ansicht, dass nur die Bürger, die in einem bestimmten Territorium leben, über deren Zukunft bestimmen können. Putin nannte die Kosovo-Albaner als Beispiel und fügte hinzu, das ihnen gestattete Recht auf Selbstbestimmung sei „seines Wissens“ in den entsprechenden Dokumenten der Vereinten Nationen verankert und von niemandem aufgehoben worden. Wenn die Bewohner der Krim also dem Beispiel des Kosovos folgen wollen, sei das in Ordnung, insinuierte Putin."

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/ausland/europa/krim-krise-putin-brueskiert-die-serben-12832912.html

John

pre 10 godina

[link]
(so much for that, 5 March 2014 17:20)

It is only a few days ago when I exactly said what today Putin was saying:

http://www.b92.net/eng/news/comments.php?nav_id=89473

And it is like I always said, even a decade ago. Russia sees in Serbia just pawns and when it is required he will sacrifice Serbia for something in exchange. Crimea is exactly what I tell is the best thing he can get, and that is exactly what he did.

Now I'm totally looking forward to Serbian/Russphile spinmakers. :-)

PS: Putin you are dictator, but you have sometimes your moment where even you see the truth. :-p ... спасибо!

Navi

pre 10 godina

More leaked footage of Albanian military irregulars training in Kosovo. This one works, so it must be the one donated by Croatia.

http://youtu.be/Tya70rtLhqg

The B92 Lenard Fan Club

pre 10 godina

Navi that is Serbias future armourd brigade as Serbias mostly 1960 to 1970 made get older.
(Lenard, 5 March 2014 17:30)

Wow Lenard. To think Croatia got its ass kicked in the 1990s by that. No wonder you're suing Serbia for genocide. We'd hate to think what would have befell the Croatian people if they were attacked by a real army.

Stay funny by staying off the meds,

Knees knocking

pre 10 godina

Hey Lenny ,Capt.K et al. Keep your heads down and tell the " Kosovan Army "to put a change of underwear in their backpacks the Serbian boys are bringing their catapults next time. They may even bring their potato guns if they get wind of the fact that the Albanians may have acquired an arsenal of peashooters from one of Hoxha's old arms dumps.

sj

pre 10 godina

Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

And it will go like this:

Vucic: Hello Ashton. What's this that I hear about Kosova forming an army?

Ashton: That's the truth. You heard correctly.

Vucic: What kind of army will this be? What kind of weapons will it have? What will its abilities be?

Ashton: It will be a superior army with the finest Western weapons and the best training from militaries that have experience fighting all over the world! Their Air Force will comprise of NATO's entire fleet! The same aircraft that had target practice on Serbian positions in 99. Their abilities will include, but not be limited to making Serbians soldiers wish that they were never born if they decide to try any funny business.

Vucic: Kuku mene! God help us Prince Lazar!! Cryyyyyyyyy!!

LOL
(Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

Film produced and directed by deluded Albanians and script written by the village idiot.

too funny

pre 10 godina

Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

Film produced and directed by deluded Albanians and script written by the village idiot.
(sj, 6 March 2014 09:14
Funny scenario but in reality it will go more like this: Vucic will tell his story and she will say "I understand your concern, now for more important matters, Would you like cream and sugar in your coffee?"

Balkan Anthropologist

pre 10 godina

LOL
(Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

The only thing your envisioned scenario is missing is calling this army The Intergalactic Dardanian Armada of Awesomeness. Complete with spaceships, lightsabers, Terminator robots, and rocket propelled donkeys :)

Captain Kosova

pre 10 godina

Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

And it will go like this:

Vucic: Hello Ashton. What's this that I hear about Kosova forming an army?

Ashton: That's the truth. You heard correctly.

Vucic: What kind of army will this be? What kind of weapons will it have? What will its abilities be?

Ashton: It will be a superior army with the finest Western weapons and the best training from militaries that have experience fighting all over the world! Their Air Force will comprise of NATO's entire fleet! The same aircraft that had target practice on Serbian positions in 99. Their abilities will include, but not be limited to making Serbians soldiers wish that they were never born if they decide to try any funny business.

Vucic: Kuku mene! God help us Prince Lazar!! Cryyyyyyyyy!!

LOL

Brian

pre 10 godina

If only there was something in serbias constitution that said Kosovo was a part of Serbia! Is Kosovo a part of Serbia or not? Recognize Kosovo independence or shut up vucic!

Brandon

pre 10 godina

Navy, Balkan,
If you think it will be a joke , then you have nothing to worry about it..
Worst case scenario, next time you will have to fight armed and trained soldiers instead of unarmed civilians.

Lenard

pre 10 godina

Leaked footage of Kosovo's planned armored brigade has made it to the internet.

[link]
(Navi, 5 March 2014 16:26) Navi that is Serbias future armourd brigade as Serbias mostly 1960 to 1970 made get older. Those were even stolen by Serbia as usual from rest of Yugoslavia. As the real Serbia cant afford anything has to ration even feul for its vintage forces. This is what the EU has already bought for http://ca.video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A0SO82GgTxdTdyYAEFDrFAx.?p=patria+armoured+vehicle&fr=mcafee&fr2=piv-web Kosovo produced in Croatia.

sj

pre 10 godina

Vučić "to discuss Kosovo army with Ashton"

And it will go like this:

Vucic: Hello Ashton. What's this that I hear about Kosova forming an army?

Ashton: That's the truth. You heard correctly.

Vucic: What kind of army will this be? What kind of weapons will it have? What will its abilities be?

Ashton: It will be a superior army with the finest Western weapons and the best training from militaries that have experience fighting all over the world! Their Air Force will comprise of NATO's entire fleet! The same aircraft that had target practice on Serbian positions in 99. Their abilities will include, but not be limited to making Serbians soldiers wish that they were never born if they decide to try any funny business.

Vucic: Kuku mene! God help us Prince Lazar!! Cryyyyyyyyy!!

LOL
(Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

Film produced and directed by deluded Albanians and script written by the village idiot.

Knees knocking

pre 10 godina

Hey Lenny ,Capt.K et al. Keep your heads down and tell the " Kosovan Army "to put a change of underwear in their backpacks the Serbian boys are bringing their catapults next time. They may even bring their potato guns if they get wind of the fact that the Albanians may have acquired an arsenal of peashooters from one of Hoxha's old arms dumps.

Hadri

pre 10 godina

Ashton was not available as she was a little scared to meet Vucic. Oh and she sent a pretty please to Kosovar Albanians not to create the army.

The B92 Lenard Fan Club

pre 10 godina

Navi that is Serbias future armourd brigade as Serbias mostly 1960 to 1970 made get older.
(Lenard, 5 March 2014 17:30)

Wow Lenard. To think Croatia got its ass kicked in the 1990s by that. No wonder you're suing Serbia for genocide. We'd hate to think what would have befell the Croatian people if they were attacked by a real army.

Stay funny by staying off the meds,

drini.

pre 10 godina

Crimea inhabited mostly by Russians belong to Russia..... like Kosovo inhabited mostly by Albanians belongs to Albania....Long Live Kosovo Army

Navi

pre 10 godina

More leaked footage of Albanian military irregulars training in Kosovo. This one works, so it must be the one donated by Croatia.

http://youtu.be/Tya70rtLhqg

so much for that

pre 10 godina

(Navi, 5 March 2014 16:26)

Have fun using Google translate:

"Darauf antwortete der russische Präsident, er sei grundsätzlich der Ansicht, dass nur die Bürger, die in einem bestimmten Territorium leben, über deren Zukunft bestimmen können. Putin nannte die Kosovo-Albaner als Beispiel und fügte hinzu, das ihnen gestattete Recht auf Selbstbestimmung sei „seines Wissens“ in den entsprechenden Dokumenten der Vereinten Nationen verankert und von niemandem aufgehoben worden. Wenn die Bewohner der Krim also dem Beispiel des Kosovos folgen wollen, sei das in Ordnung, insinuierte Putin."

http://www.faz.net/aktuell/politik/ausland/europa/krim-krise-putin-brueskiert-die-serben-12832912.html

John

pre 10 godina

[link]
(so much for that, 5 March 2014 17:20)

It is only a few days ago when I exactly said what today Putin was saying:

http://www.b92.net/eng/news/comments.php?nav_id=89473

And it is like I always said, even a decade ago. Russia sees in Serbia just pawns and when it is required he will sacrifice Serbia for something in exchange. Crimea is exactly what I tell is the best thing he can get, and that is exactly what he did.

Now I'm totally looking forward to Serbian/Russphile spinmakers. :-)

PS: Putin you are dictator, but you have sometimes your moment where even you see the truth. :-p ... спасибо!

too funny

pre 10 godina

Captain Kosova, 5 March 2014 15:57)

Film produced and directed by deluded Albanians and script written by the village idiot.
(sj, 6 March 2014 09:14
Funny scenario but in reality it will go more like this: Vucic will tell his story and she will say "I understand your concern, now for more important matters, Would you like cream and sugar in your coffee?"