Jelena
pre 9 godina
Izvinjavam se što nisam prevela na srpski :(
MANUAL FOR THE COLD
+18 ° C In Hawaii, take another blanket.
+10 ° C The temperature In buildings in Helsinki without heating.
+2 ° C Italian cars will not start.
0 ° C Distilled water freezes.
-1 ° C You can see your breath. Russians eat ice cream and drink cold beer.
-4 ° C Your dog gets into your bed.
-10 ° C French cars will not start
-12 ° C Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
-15 ° C American cars will not start.
-20 ° C You can hear your breath.
-24 ° C Japanese cars will not start.
-28 ° C Your dog puts on your pyjamas.
-29 ° C German cars will not start.
-30 ° C No normal car will start.
-36 ° C Russian cars will not start.
-39 ° C Russians fasten all the buttons on their shirts.
-50 ° C Your car gets into your bed.
-60 ° C The residents of Helsinki are freezing. Russians fasten their clothes with hooks.
-70 ° C Hell freezes over.
-72 ° C Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-120 ° C Alcohol freezes. This makes the Russians angry.
-273.15 ° C Absolute zero. The movement of elementary particles ceases. Russians lick frozen vodka.
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