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But, but... big Daddy, I did everything you wanted! I cut off my right arm and left leg without anesthesia, and I'm banging my head against the wall calling your sweet name!
Ooooh, baby, but you're still ugly and too stupid to not understand that I simply just hate you for who you are. However, what you did was nice, and now I'm gonna be much more friendly to you, OK?
But daddy, can't you tell your adult best friends to lie publicly how I'm gonna get that membership-to-nowhere-card one day?
Sure, sure... Know what? Just spit on that nasty big uncle of yours who lives on the East Side and tell him to buzz off, and I'll make sure you'll get in line for that membership card. You'll just need to cut off your remaining two limbs, and pour some ashes on your head for not playing nice with those wonderful B-guys of ours who only wanted to have a little fun by killing few of your silly pals.
I'll do anything, daddy! They have this "chapter opening" thing, you know, please tell them to give it to me! I'll kiss your favorite guys' behind for the first chapter, I promise, I promise, just let me have it!
Oh well - but I told you, you're the ugly one and I have more important things to do after having already given you the spanking you deserved 16 years ago and put you in your place... Nice to hope, baby, nice to hope, as idiotic as that might be.
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