Dacic on OSCE efforts in Central Asia

Looks like we have no more problems in Europe and so we share our experience with the Asians to tell them how to live. Now that we have settled things on the Balkans , Ukraine, Greece , Cyprus and Moldova we can explain the barbarians how to find national reconciliation and solve postwar problems. We have no problems the Muslims so we can explain them how to dress their daughters and how to behave in their families so that nobody takes away their children. We can also tell them a lot of details about Islam and their prophet. CHARLIE HEBDO will become media N1 in Islamic Republic of Afghanistan and the neighborhood. It will move the Talibs to peace and civil life. We’ll change the abbreviation for OSCE-A because in NATO they told us so and thus the whole Asian continent is in our zone of responsibility. If the barbarians behave we can grant them things they never dreamed of. Say we can let them pray only 3 times a day and we can provide them with online Hajj to save them money. And we can also explain that the traditional sympathy of the Afghans, Tajiks , Uzbeks , Kirgiz , Kazakhs for Russia is based only on the Russian propaganda. But Euronews will improve it together with OSCE-A , Hague Tribunal , IMF , NATO and other democratic institutions. Those who can survive will enjoy the western civilization with our bubble gum bonus. We love Asia and care them more than our closer Muslims fighting now all against all on our southern borders.

Looks like we have no more problems in Europe and so we share our experience with the Asians to tell them how to live. Now that we have settled things on the Balkans , Ukraine, Greece , Cyprus and Moldova we can explain the barbarians how to find national reconciliation and solve postwar problems. We have no problems the Muslims so we can explain them how to dress their daughters and how to behave in their families so that nobody takes away their children. We can also tell them a lot of details about Islam and their prophet. CHARLIE HEBDO will become media N1 in Islamic Republic of Afghanistan and the neighborhood. It will move the Talibs to peace and civil life. We’ll change the abbreviation for OSCE-A because in NATO they told us so and thus the whole Asian continent is in our zone of responsibility. If the barbarians behave we can grant them things they never dreamed of. Say we can let them pray only 3 times a day and we can provide them with online Hajj to save them money. And we can also explain that the traditional sympathy of the Afghans, Tajiks , Uzbeks , Kirgiz , Kazakhs for Russia is based only on the Russian propaganda. But Euronews will improve it together with OSCE-A , Hague Tribunal , IMF , NATO and other democratic institutions. Those who can survive will enjoy the western civilization with our bubble gum bonus. We love Asia and care them more than our closer Muslims fighting now all against all on our southern borders.