London mayor accepts invitation to visit Belgrade

I genuinely feel sorry for the Belgraders that this clown is coming to their beautiful city.

I'd feel even sorrier if you visited Belgrade my friend Ian UK. One things for sure Boris Johnson would certainly be more welcome and he's far more intelligent I suspect than you appear to want to give him credit for. Great comedians always are.

I genuinely feel sorry for the Belgraders that this clown is coming to their beautiful city.
(Ian, UK, 30 October 2014 12:34)

You are a keen observer with a good eye. Thank you for your compliment of my city. ; )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giMwL13j6XM

Like him or hate him, Boris has done a lot of good for London.
He is not as stupid as he behaves or looks.
He will love Belgrade, he likes a drink and a woman or three.

Hey Ian, being that you know the Mayor so well and all, please, for ol' times sake, see that this here letter gets to his desk before he leaves for Belgrade. Thank you kindly in advance.

Honorable Mayor from London,

Being a rib-tickler like yourself, I'm a gonna take the liberty to ask you if you know how to get one of them Catlick nuns pregnant. The answer is: Git her dressed up as an alter boy on a Sundy mornin' and send her to church.
Got that off the internet, but all of my "yo mama" jokes are original and highly polished--some the best in the States. Also, I got me a little trophy and a cash prize to prove it.

I can send them to you, and if you like to buy a few, I'll sell them to you, or mebbe we can work out a trade or something if you're low on cash.

P.S. I'm trying to raise money for a good cause in my school.

I have my problems politically with Boris, but love him or hate him, he's an intelligent man who connects with the voters. As a frequent visitor to Serbia I know he will love Belgrade.

(Billy Why,Texas, 31 October 2014 08:02)

You're not well are you?
(Ian, UK, 31 October 2014 12:00)

Not sure how to answer that. A little hard of hearing mebbe. It happens to the best of us who had sh*t explode close, and to those of us that played with big caliber toys.

Hopefully he will sell the Oyster card to Belgrade and I can get some work trips out there.

IAN. UK

You are a negative young chap with an inflated opinion of yourself. If you don't do some introspective analysis while in nursing school, I'll genuinely feel sorry for the psych patients you are assigned to support.

I'd feel even sorrier if you visited Belgrade my friend Ian UK. One things for sure Boris Johnson would certainly be more welcome and he's far more intelligent I suspect than you appear to want to give him credit for. Great comedians always are.
(New Dawn, 30 October 2014 22:28)

You missed me, I was in Belgrade in July.

Boris must have some intelligence considering he is apart of the elitist self-serving Etonian Tory Clan.

(Billy Why,Texas, 31 October 2014 08:02)

You're not well are you?

(Billy Why,Texas, 31 October 2014 08:02)

You're not well are you?
(Ian, UK, 31 October 2014 12:00)

Nah, just stupid!

(Billy Why,Texas, 31 October 2014 08:02)

You're not well are you?

I genuinely feel sorry for the Belgraders that this clown is coming to their beautiful city.

(Billy Why,Texas, 31 October 2014 08:02)

You're not well are you?
(Ian, UK, 31 October 2014 12:00)

Nah, just stupid!

Like him or hate him, Boris has done a lot of good for London.
He is not as stupid as he behaves or looks.
He will love Belgrade, he likes a drink and a woman or three.

I'd feel even sorrier if you visited Belgrade my friend Ian UK. One things for sure Boris Johnson would certainly be more welcome and he's far more intelligent I suspect than you appear to want to give him credit for. Great comedians always are.

I genuinely feel sorry for the Belgraders that this clown is coming to their beautiful city.
(Ian, UK, 30 October 2014 12:34)

You are a keen observer with a good eye. Thank you for your compliment of my city. ; )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giMwL13j6XM

Hey Ian, being that you know the Mayor so well and all, please, for ol' times sake, see that this here letter gets to his desk before he leaves for Belgrade. Thank you kindly in advance.

Honorable Mayor from London,

Being a rib-tickler like yourself, I'm a gonna take the liberty to ask you if you know how to get one of them Catlick nuns pregnant. The answer is: Git her dressed up as an alter boy on a Sundy mornin' and send her to church.
Got that off the internet, but all of my "yo mama" jokes are original and highly polished--some the best in the States. Also, I got me a little trophy and a cash prize to prove it.

I can send them to you, and if you like to buy a few, I'll sell them to you, or mebbe we can work out a trade or something if you're low on cash.

P.S. I'm trying to raise money for a good cause in my school.

(Billy Why,Texas, 31 October 2014 08:02)

You're not well are you?
(Ian, UK, 31 October 2014 12:00)

Not sure how to answer that. A little hard of hearing mebbe. It happens to the best of us who had sh*t explode close, and to those of us that played with big caliber toys.

I'd feel even sorrier if you visited Belgrade my friend Ian UK. One things for sure Boris Johnson would certainly be more welcome and he's far more intelligent I suspect than you appear to want to give him credit for. Great comedians always are.
(New Dawn, 30 October 2014 22:28)

You missed me, I was in Belgrade in July.

Boris must have some intelligence considering he is apart of the elitist self-serving Etonian Tory Clan.

I have my problems politically with Boris, but love him or hate him, he's an intelligent man who connects with the voters. As a frequent visitor to Serbia I know he will love Belgrade.

IAN. UK

You are a negative young chap with an inflated opinion of yourself. If you don't do some introspective analysis while in nursing school, I'll genuinely feel sorry for the psych patients you are assigned to support.

Hopefully he will sell the Oyster card to Belgrade and I can get some work trips out there.