Daily: Belgrade to launch diplomatic offensive

A diplomatic offensive is certainly more civilised than threats and mobilisation of terrorist groups.

"Priština did not give a permission to Serbian President Tomislav Nikolić to celebrate Christmas in Gračanica, and Serbian Parliament Speaker Nebojša Stefanović and Justice Minister Nikola Selaković to visit Kosovo on the Julian calendar New Year, Večernje novosti writes."

Ahhhh them uns!

Make your minds up.

I thought it was EULEX which "banned" them from entering Kosovo not Pristina. Now we have it that Pristina blocked them from coming to Kosovo and not EULEX.

Serbian politicans are not banned from Kosovo, they are allowed to visit Kosovo as long as they follow Pristina's rules and conditions; this is why Tadic was allowed to visit Kosovo. Nikolic and the Serbian Parliament Speaker refused to accept these rules therefore they were not granted access to Kosovo. Vulin accepted the conditions but pushed his luck and violated them therefore he was subsequently escorted out of the country by the Kosovo Police.

Serbia can take this to the UNSC and Russia will probably agree with them, but good luck gettting the others to back you up on this because it simply won't happen.

@Ian:

some day in the future, you will be the one who will need luck, and I mean really. but don´t hope for mercy then.

because you will be the losers again - history is repeating, you know?

and those clowns who recently acted like uniformed monkeys in a dirty little room... well, you Albanians can really be proud of yourselves... =)
your threats are so horrible that the next day, serb kiddies have made a satirical video... you´re good for a laugh, at best.
(Jovan, 16 January 2013 18:48)

There is no such thing as luck.

I'm not Albanian.

I don't make threats.

Next!

Considering it is UNMIK that turned over the authority to Pristina on granting of dipolomatic visits, I wonder how Serbia plans to tie their hands. Since that authority is in line with 1244, it would take a new resolution to revoke it, and everyone sees that happening in this lifetime.

@Ian:

some day in the future, you will be the one who will need luck, and I mean really. but don´t hope for mercy then.

because you will be the losers again - history is repeating, you know?

and those clowns who recently acted like uniformed monkeys in a dirty little room... well, you Albanians can really be proud of yourselves... =)

your threats are so horrible that the next day, serb kiddies have made a satirical video... you´re good for a laugh, at best.

Ian, UK

If you are british then I'm Santa Claus!
(MikeC, 16 January 2013 21:44)

Well Santa Claus, how about you add me on facebook? You will be able to see that not only am I British, I'm 100% ethnically British too with typically British shaped ears, pale skin and other distinctive British facial features ect. The full works! Only British blood runs through my veins! http://www.facebook.com/ijanderson

How about them yeller teeth son? Got a crowd of them?
If you rich, got yeller teeth and wear old shoes, you just might could be who you say you are.
If the first thing in the morning you ask your partner: how's the queen this morning? Then you might
could be who you say you are.
If every time you hear the word Texas and it reminds you of your job on b92 comments,then you are
Ian UK, a genuine, bonafide honorable English Gentleman. Not an Albanian, obviously.
(my appaloosa got new shoes yesterdee, 17 January 2013 16:37)

Yellow teeth? I'm lucky enough to have an NHS dentist. My teeth are in good shape thanks. However we know that people in Texas have lovely beautiful teeth, take a look at these fine Texan gentleman for example: http://img.totaloutdoornetwork.com/UserFiles/15/159/15929/redneck.jpg

Those fine "Texas Gentlemen" look more like some of them squatters Bubba "rescued". Besides, the little arian looking one on the left looks more Arkansas than Texas.
(don't mess with Texas!!!!!!, 17 January 2013 19:51)

Arkansas? Texas? What is the difference? They're both full of smelly inbred God fearing backwards people who don't know how to wash properly. But obviously they excel in dental hygiene.

Don't mess with Texas? Why the hell not? What can Texas do?

Tejas is Mexico!

Ian, UK

If you are british then I'm Santa Claus!

"Belgrade will request that the next UNMIK report on the situation in Kosovo, which should be discussed by the UN Security Council in February, include the latest visits ban for Serbian officials who wanted to travel to Kosovo and the recent beating of nine Serbs who were arrested on Orthodox Christmas Day, the daily writes."

Sure, done... If it makes Serbs happy, I'd suggest UNMIK to write that 100 times in the report and read each of the 100 sentences 10 times in the UNSC meeting for the joy of all of us. That will certainly ensure that the UNSC orders UNMIK to order the Kosovo government to allow Tomislav to enter Kosovo next time :)

an, UK

If you are british then I'm Santa Claus!
(MikeC, 16 January 2013 21:44)

Well Santa Claus, how about you add me on facebook? You will be able to see that not only am I British, I'm 100% ethnically British too with typically British shaped ears, pale skin and other distinctive British facial features ect. The full works! Only British blood runs through my veins! [link]
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 00:28)

How about them yeller teeth son? Got a crowd of them?
If you rich, got yeller teeth and wear old shoes, you just might could be who you say you are.
If the first thing in the morning you ask your partner: how's the queen this morning? Then you might
could be who you say you are.
If every time you hear the word Texas and it reminds you of your job on b92 comments,then you are
Ian UK, a genuine, bonafide honorable English Gentleman. Not an Albanian, obviously.

Those fine "Texas Gentlemen" look more like some of them squatters Bubba "rescued". Besides, the little arian looking one on the left looks more Arkansas than Texas.

Don't mess with Texas? Why the hell not? What can Texas do?

Tejas is Mexico!
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 20:33)

I'll let you figure out that one for yourself. Look it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmnUayaQyBk

Arkansas? Texas? What is the difference? They're both full of smelly inbred God fearing backwards people who don't know how to wash properly. But obviously they excel in dental hygiene.

Tejas ain't no gd Mexico!
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 20:33)

The reason they excel in dental hygiene is because they discovered that brushing works--unlike your visiting politicians, professors and your tourists with their rotting Mc Donald's leftovers in their purses and man bags.

Yellow teeth? I'm lucky enough to have an NHS dentist. My teeth are in good shape thanks. However we know that people in Texas have lovely beautiful teeth, take a look at these fine Texan gentleman for example: [link]
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 17:57)

Are them Fergie's cousins??

I'll let you figure out that one for yourself. Look it here: [link]
(don't mess with Texas!!!!!!, 17 January 2013 21:15)

I too can post a youtube music video about my homeland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rjyo3UjGhY

On't Ilkla Moor Baht 'at!

Yellow teeth? I'm lucky enough to have an NHS dentist. My teeth are in good shape thanks. However we know that people in Texas have lovely beautiful teeth, take a look at these fine Texan gentleman for example: [link]
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 17:57)

Are them some a all the King's men? LOL

A diplomatic offensive is certainly more civilised than threats and mobilisation of terrorist groups.

Ian, UK

If you are british then I'm Santa Claus!

@Ian:

some day in the future, you will be the one who will need luck, and I mean really. but don´t hope for mercy then.

because you will be the losers again - history is repeating, you know?

and those clowns who recently acted like uniformed monkeys in a dirty little room... well, you Albanians can really be proud of yourselves... =)

your threats are so horrible that the next day, serb kiddies have made a satirical video... you´re good for a laugh, at best.

an, UK

If you are british then I'm Santa Claus!
(MikeC, 16 January 2013 21:44)

Well Santa Claus, how about you add me on facebook? You will be able to see that not only am I British, I'm 100% ethnically British too with typically British shaped ears, pale skin and other distinctive British facial features ect. The full works! Only British blood runs through my veins! [link]
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 00:28)

How about them yeller teeth son? Got a crowd of them?
If you rich, got yeller teeth and wear old shoes, you just might could be who you say you are.
If the first thing in the morning you ask your partner: how's the queen this morning? Then you might
could be who you say you are.
If every time you hear the word Texas and it reminds you of your job on b92 comments,then you are
Ian UK, a genuine, bonafide honorable English Gentleman. Not an Albanian, obviously.

"Priština did not give a permission to Serbian President Tomislav Nikolić to celebrate Christmas in Gračanica, and Serbian Parliament Speaker Nebojša Stefanović and Justice Minister Nikola Selaković to visit Kosovo on the Julian calendar New Year, Večernje novosti writes."

Ahhhh them uns!

Make your minds up.

I thought it was EULEX which "banned" them from entering Kosovo not Pristina. Now we have it that Pristina blocked them from coming to Kosovo and not EULEX.

Serbian politicans are not banned from Kosovo, they are allowed to visit Kosovo as long as they follow Pristina's rules and conditions; this is why Tadic was allowed to visit Kosovo. Nikolic and the Serbian Parliament Speaker refused to accept these rules therefore they were not granted access to Kosovo. Vulin accepted the conditions but pushed his luck and violated them therefore he was subsequently escorted out of the country by the Kosovo Police.

Serbia can take this to the UNSC and Russia will probably agree with them, but good luck gettting the others to back you up on this because it simply won't happen.

Those fine "Texas Gentlemen" look more like some of them squatters Bubba "rescued". Besides, the little arian looking one on the left looks more Arkansas than Texas.

Don't mess with Texas? Why the hell not? What can Texas do?

Tejas is Mexico!
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 20:33)

I'll let you figure out that one for yourself. Look it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmnUayaQyBk

Arkansas? Texas? What is the difference? They're both full of smelly inbred God fearing backwards people who don't know how to wash properly. But obviously they excel in dental hygiene.

Tejas ain't no gd Mexico!
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 20:33)

The reason they excel in dental hygiene is because they discovered that brushing works--unlike your visiting politicians, professors and your tourists with their rotting Mc Donald's leftovers in their purses and man bags.

"Belgrade will request that the next UNMIK report on the situation in Kosovo, which should be discussed by the UN Security Council in February, include the latest visits ban for Serbian officials who wanted to travel to Kosovo and the recent beating of nine Serbs who were arrested on Orthodox Christmas Day, the daily writes."

Sure, done... If it makes Serbs happy, I'd suggest UNMIK to write that 100 times in the report and read each of the 100 sentences 10 times in the UNSC meeting for the joy of all of us. That will certainly ensure that the UNSC orders UNMIK to order the Kosovo government to allow Tomislav to enter Kosovo next time :)

Considering it is UNMIK that turned over the authority to Pristina on granting of dipolomatic visits, I wonder how Serbia plans to tie their hands. Since that authority is in line with 1244, it would take a new resolution to revoke it, and everyone sees that happening in this lifetime.

@Ian:

some day in the future, you will be the one who will need luck, and I mean really. but don´t hope for mercy then.

because you will be the losers again - history is repeating, you know?

and those clowns who recently acted like uniformed monkeys in a dirty little room... well, you Albanians can really be proud of yourselves... =)
your threats are so horrible that the next day, serb kiddies have made a satirical video... you´re good for a laugh, at best.
(Jovan, 16 January 2013 18:48)

There is no such thing as luck.

I'm not Albanian.

I don't make threats.

Next!

Ian, UK

If you are british then I'm Santa Claus!
(MikeC, 16 January 2013 21:44)

Well Santa Claus, how about you add me on facebook? You will be able to see that not only am I British, I'm 100% ethnically British too with typically British shaped ears, pale skin and other distinctive British facial features ect. The full works! Only British blood runs through my veins! http://www.facebook.com/ijanderson

Yellow teeth? I'm lucky enough to have an NHS dentist. My teeth are in good shape thanks. However we know that people in Texas have lovely beautiful teeth, take a look at these fine Texan gentleman for example: [link]
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 17:57)

Are them some a all the King's men? LOL

How about them yeller teeth son? Got a crowd of them?
If you rich, got yeller teeth and wear old shoes, you just might could be who you say you are.
If the first thing in the morning you ask your partner: how's the queen this morning? Then you might
could be who you say you are.
If every time you hear the word Texas and it reminds you of your job on b92 comments,then you are
Ian UK, a genuine, bonafide honorable English Gentleman. Not an Albanian, obviously.
(my appaloosa got new shoes yesterdee, 17 January 2013 16:37)

Yellow teeth? I'm lucky enough to have an NHS dentist. My teeth are in good shape thanks. However we know that people in Texas have lovely beautiful teeth, take a look at these fine Texan gentleman for example: http://img.totaloutdoornetwork.com/UserFiles/15/159/15929/redneck.jpg

Those fine "Texas Gentlemen" look more like some of them squatters Bubba "rescued". Besides, the little arian looking one on the left looks more Arkansas than Texas.
(don't mess with Texas!!!!!!, 17 January 2013 19:51)

Arkansas? Texas? What is the difference? They're both full of smelly inbred God fearing backwards people who don't know how to wash properly. But obviously they excel in dental hygiene.

Don't mess with Texas? Why the hell not? What can Texas do?

Tejas is Mexico!

I'll let you figure out that one for yourself. Look it here: [link]
(don't mess with Texas!!!!!!, 17 January 2013 21:15)

I too can post a youtube music video about my homeland. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rjyo3UjGhY

On't Ilkla Moor Baht 'at!

Yellow teeth? I'm lucky enough to have an NHS dentist. My teeth are in good shape thanks. However we know that people in Texas have lovely beautiful teeth, take a look at these fine Texan gentleman for example: [link]
(Ian, UK, 17 January 2013 17:57)

Are them Fergie's cousins??