Daily: Serbia won’t get EU talks date in 2012

The only talks we need with the EU is to tell them to stick their rotten carrots where the sun don't shine. Who knows, that may even stimulate them to admit their economy is down the poop hole.

Germany had two options, first to save itself and lose Europe or attempt to save Europe and go down with it. The first option is no longer available so the second option it is. History repeating, Germany controlling the EU means a dead Europe.

A positive development for Serbia is that spineless Tadic is gone. It is time to restore Serbia's backbone and to start respecting ourselves. Tadic did a good job of selling Serbia and bankrupting the country but even that had limitation thanks to our constitution.

It is time to lose our third class ticket on the Titanic. Actually, our Albanian friends will gladly accept it.

This modified comment says that the Only reason that Serbia wants to join the European Union is because the Kosovo Albanians want to join the European Union.

Serbia will only join the European Union on the Unchangeable Condition that Kosovo is Fully Reintegrated back to Serbia, based on the UN 6 Point Plan for Kosovo.

Any Non Compliance with this will result in Genocide Cases being placed upon Britain, America, France, and Germany.

America will lose lots of Money each year, as fewer Countries will want to buy Goods and Services from the Evil Empire.

Britain may lose Scotland at their Referendum, along with the rest their Empire, and France may lose their Empire, and Germany will lose Exports.

With regards to the chances of the re-election of Rulers of Britain, America, France, and Germany; I will just say there are People who think that it will not help them in that regard, and Germany has seen how their State Elections have been lost by Angela Merkel’s Party and their Coalition Parties, and anyone with average intelligence can make their own Conclusions.

The Kosovo Albanians only hope of joining the European Union is as a part of Serbia.

Britain may lose Scotland at their Referendum, along with the rest their Empire, and France may lose their Empire, and Germany will lose Exports.
(Yet Another J S)

I see more than that.
A bunch of guerillas under Mc Taci in Scotland will start fighting against Britain.
The Britain and their prime minister Slob O'Daniel will start a massive attack. 1.000.000 will leave to Norway from Scotland. A lot of civilians will be killed and will be find years after in massive graves.
Not before a coalition of brave and free countries like Russia, Belarus, Serbia, etc will start a massive attack on Britain that will give up after 78 days of bombardments.
Finally the perfect democracy will be in power. A lot of people will understand that the orthodox religion is superior and all them, Britain, Ireland and Scotland will convert in mass.

Zoran thats a nice fantasy you have there. You don't think that SNS, SPS, G17 etc etc etc will reject EU integration any more than I do. In fact its the EU that is deciding what policy we have concerning them, not the Serbian government - how is that for dignified?

Still, its nice to use platitudes about respect and backbone to make oneself feel good right?

Meanwhile in the real world the reason the EU is playing hardball is because they sense they have a weaker government to deal with that will give in under pressure. The time to do that to a government is when they in economic crisis and need to make financial deals, towards the beginning of the mandate so they won't be voted out...

I'm sure this lot of Dinkic / Ilic / Dacic types will do a sterling job though!

This comment should not be seen as any attempt to dignify sarcasm, because it is lowest form of wit, and I just want to educate some and remind others of a few things.

Sarcasm is scornful, contemptuous and taunting; hence it is rightfully the lowest form of wit.

It requires very little brain power to be sarcastic, but puns or other true jokes for example, actually need some sort of a sense of humour, intelligence and or wit.

Some People who employ sarcasm know that the other People said or wrote something wise and useful, but they wish to deflect away from the advantageous tactics and strategies of others, and deceive them if possible.

If Serbia has to capitulate on anything, then what is the harm with bringing Genocide Charges against firstly Croatia and Albania, to give Britain, America, France, and Germany some hope of attaining to minimum levels of thinking abilities?

Euro-America needs to realize that they are now Serbia’s Puppets, and if they ever forget that, then there are Genocide Cases prepared for them.

Thank you. Seriously, thank you. Feel free to push it to 2014 if you like.

(Zoran, 9 August 2012 10:35)

Glad to see you did not even read what he said Zoran. Look here it is again:

"Just like they have been cutting us slack when it comes to privatization and judicial reform, I am afraid that they would maybe forgive us for various other steps back for the sake of what the majority of the EU members consider pragmatism regarding the Kosovo issue,” he stressed."

Put in simpler words, if they make progress on Kosovo (progress in the pragmatic sense defined by the majority of the EU members, those 22 out of 27), they will get away with making steps back (i.e. the central bank mistake and judicial reform), they will be forgiven. Listen to this: Forgiven, Zoran. Your backboners' goal is to be forgiven by the EU Zoran.

Varga is in no position to confirm any thing except for his own craziness. It is up to the Council of Ministers to decide and the decision will be political, regardless of whether the report is negative or even positive. They've done the same with Croatia, Bulgaria and Romania already. Maybe Varga is in competition with that Slovene idiot?

'Unfortunately, there are still plenty of idiots about who can't see the woods for the trees.'

I quite agree, some people still appear to be under the impression that Tadic is in power... Save the history lesson for another time, the thing that matters now is the current policies of the Serbian government and EU

"“The most important thing now is that a new report of the European Commission awaits us in October, which will certainly be negative, at least in the part referring to the Law on the National Bank of Serbia (NBS). This is an additional problem aside from the Kosovo issue. Europe will again request establishment of independence in some institutions,” he explained"

Yeah, good luck with that... Hasn't he understood that Serbs are alergic to the word "independence" :)

The only talks we need with the EU is to tell them to stick their rotten carrots where the sun don't shine.
(Zoran, 9 August 2012 10:35)

Kosovo will be more than happy to support Serbia in the carrot sticking business... Serbia as EU member will cause so much trouble for Kosovo.

No sensible euroskeptic would believe this government, with more or less the same people in charge, is any better than the last. The only real euroskeptic party in Serbia with any substance is DSS. Until they come to power, don't expect any changes.

I'm glad this Todorić character points out the EU's willingness to "forgive" Serbian authorities for shady privatizations and lack of judicial reform (among the many others) so long as they show "pragmatism" towards the Kosovo issue. Really shows how they have our best interests at heart, doesn't it?

...Meanwhile in the real world the reason the EU is playing hardball is because they sense they have a weaker government to deal with that will give in under pressure...

LOL! Tadic and co. saying one thing in pubic and doing another on the ground, their endless compromises whilst Pristina does effectively nothing?

The 'EU' never stopped playing hardball. Talk about ignorant. Maybe some people missed NATO/EULEX/ROSU operations against serb civilians whilst the right of return is still denied. Is this shameful behavior from 'Brussels' acceptable because Tadic swallowed it, along with tens of thousands of Serbian citizens from Kosovo deported from Germany but not to their own homes?

With Tadic they simply did in in private rather than public. It is nothing more than the same naked opportunism as before.

No new conditions, just reinterpretations of old ones. A really big victory for Tadic, no? Only an idiot would try to join the EU when Germany is in an unparalleled position of power within the EU.

Unfortunately, there are still plenty of idiots about who can't see the woods for the trees.

This modified comment says that the Only reason that Serbia wants to join the European Union is because the Kosovo Albanians want to join the European Union.

Serbia will only join the European Union on the Unchangeable Condition that Kosovo is Fully Reintegrated back to Serbia, based on the UN 6 Point Plan for Kosovo.

Any Non Compliance with this will result in Genocide Cases being placed upon Britain, America, France, and Germany.

America will lose lots of Money each year, as fewer Countries will want to buy Goods and Services from the Evil Empire.

Britain may lose Scotland at their Referendum, along with the rest their Empire, and France may lose their Empire, and Germany will lose Exports.

With regards to the chances of the re-election of Rulers of Britain, America, France, and Germany; I will just say there are People who think that it will not help them in that regard, and Germany has seen how their State Elections have been lost by Angela Merkel’s Party and their Coalition Parties, and anyone with average intelligence can make their own Conclusions.

The Kosovo Albanians only hope of joining the European Union is as a part of Serbia.

The only talks we need with the EU is to tell them to stick their rotten carrots where the sun don't shine. Who knows, that may even stimulate them to admit their economy is down the poop hole.

Germany had two options, first to save itself and lose Europe or attempt to save Europe and go down with it. The first option is no longer available so the second option it is. History repeating, Germany controlling the EU means a dead Europe.

A positive development for Serbia is that spineless Tadic is gone. It is time to restore Serbia's backbone and to start respecting ourselves. Tadic did a good job of selling Serbia and bankrupting the country but even that had limitation thanks to our constitution.

It is time to lose our third class ticket on the Titanic. Actually, our Albanian friends will gladly accept it.

This comment should not be seen as any attempt to dignify sarcasm, because it is lowest form of wit, and I just want to educate some and remind others of a few things.

Sarcasm is scornful, contemptuous and taunting; hence it is rightfully the lowest form of wit.

It requires very little brain power to be sarcastic, but puns or other true jokes for example, actually need some sort of a sense of humour, intelligence and or wit.

Some People who employ sarcasm know that the other People said or wrote something wise and useful, but they wish to deflect away from the advantageous tactics and strategies of others, and deceive them if possible.

If Serbia has to capitulate on anything, then what is the harm with bringing Genocide Charges against firstly Croatia and Albania, to give Britain, America, France, and Germany some hope of attaining to minimum levels of thinking abilities?

Euro-America needs to realize that they are now Serbia’s Puppets, and if they ever forget that, then there are Genocide Cases prepared for them.

Varga is in no position to confirm any thing except for his own craziness. It is up to the Council of Ministers to decide and the decision will be political, regardless of whether the report is negative or even positive. They've done the same with Croatia, Bulgaria and Romania already. Maybe Varga is in competition with that Slovene idiot?

Zoran thats a nice fantasy you have there. You don't think that SNS, SPS, G17 etc etc etc will reject EU integration any more than I do. In fact its the EU that is deciding what policy we have concerning them, not the Serbian government - how is that for dignified?

Still, its nice to use platitudes about respect and backbone to make oneself feel good right?

Meanwhile in the real world the reason the EU is playing hardball is because they sense they have a weaker government to deal with that will give in under pressure. The time to do that to a government is when they in economic crisis and need to make financial deals, towards the beginning of the mandate so they won't be voted out...

I'm sure this lot of Dinkic / Ilic / Dacic types will do a sterling job though!

Britain may lose Scotland at their Referendum, along with the rest their Empire, and France may lose their Empire, and Germany will lose Exports.
(Yet Another J S)

I see more than that.
A bunch of guerillas under Mc Taci in Scotland will start fighting against Britain.
The Britain and their prime minister Slob O'Daniel will start a massive attack. 1.000.000 will leave to Norway from Scotland. A lot of civilians will be killed and will be find years after in massive graves.
Not before a coalition of brave and free countries like Russia, Belarus, Serbia, etc will start a massive attack on Britain that will give up after 78 days of bombardments.
Finally the perfect democracy will be in power. A lot of people will understand that the orthodox religion is superior and all them, Britain, Ireland and Scotland will convert in mass.

(Zoran, 9 August 2012 10:35)

Glad to see you did not even read what he said Zoran. Look here it is again:

"Just like they have been cutting us slack when it comes to privatization and judicial reform, I am afraid that they would maybe forgive us for various other steps back for the sake of what the majority of the EU members consider pragmatism regarding the Kosovo issue,” he stressed."

Put in simpler words, if they make progress on Kosovo (progress in the pragmatic sense defined by the majority of the EU members, those 22 out of 27), they will get away with making steps back (i.e. the central bank mistake and judicial reform), they will be forgiven. Listen to this: Forgiven, Zoran. Your backboners' goal is to be forgiven by the EU Zoran.

...Meanwhile in the real world the reason the EU is playing hardball is because they sense they have a weaker government to deal with that will give in under pressure...

LOL! Tadic and co. saying one thing in pubic and doing another on the ground, their endless compromises whilst Pristina does effectively nothing?

The 'EU' never stopped playing hardball. Talk about ignorant. Maybe some people missed NATO/EULEX/ROSU operations against serb civilians whilst the right of return is still denied. Is this shameful behavior from 'Brussels' acceptable because Tadic swallowed it, along with tens of thousands of Serbian citizens from Kosovo deported from Germany but not to their own homes?

With Tadic they simply did in in private rather than public. It is nothing more than the same naked opportunism as before.

No new conditions, just reinterpretations of old ones. A really big victory for Tadic, no? Only an idiot would try to join the EU when Germany is in an unparalleled position of power within the EU.

Unfortunately, there are still plenty of idiots about who can't see the woods for the trees.

The only talks we need with the EU is to tell them to stick their rotten carrots where the sun don't shine.
(Zoran, 9 August 2012 10:35)

Kosovo will be more than happy to support Serbia in the carrot sticking business... Serbia as EU member will cause so much trouble for Kosovo.

Thank you. Seriously, thank you. Feel free to push it to 2014 if you like.

"“The most important thing now is that a new report of the European Commission awaits us in October, which will certainly be negative, at least in the part referring to the Law on the National Bank of Serbia (NBS). This is an additional problem aside from the Kosovo issue. Europe will again request establishment of independence in some institutions,” he explained"

Yeah, good luck with that... Hasn't he understood that Serbs are alergic to the word "independence" :)

No sensible euroskeptic would believe this government, with more or less the same people in charge, is any better than the last. The only real euroskeptic party in Serbia with any substance is DSS. Until they come to power, don't expect any changes.

I'm glad this Todorić character points out the EU's willingness to "forgive" Serbian authorities for shady privatizations and lack of judicial reform (among the many others) so long as they show "pragmatism" towards the Kosovo issue. Really shows how they have our best interests at heart, doesn't it?

'Unfortunately, there are still plenty of idiots about who can't see the woods for the trees.'

I quite agree, some people still appear to be under the impression that Tadic is in power... Save the history lesson for another time, the thing that matters now is the current policies of the Serbian government and EU