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Tuesday, 01.04.2008.

15:04

Priština press: April Fools' headlines

The Albanian language dailies in Priština today were inspired to print April Fools' Day hoaxes.

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raso

pre 16 godina

didn´t get the message, what is the difference to the other 364 days a year, when the greater-albanian network writes similar trash?

KS

pre 16 godina

@Ana

the "puppet" (Kosova) has seen that its' allies have tripled (America, 50$ - 350$mn) their donations. In June there is to be held a donation conference sponsored by the ISG which will bring in another 2bn Eur. Now you may doubt whatever fact you wish, but Kosova is moving forward.
With the status defined we can finally privatize all the property and we won't have Serbia calling foul like a 3rd grader. Expect foreign investment to pick up soon, and fast. I can't wait until KEK, Airport of Prishtina, and the Kosova Post Office to be privatized.

Jovan

pre 16 godina

If I was an ex-terrorist acting as a statesman inside a US-puppet-entity, financed by dark sources and organized crime...

I would make my "free" papers write the same!

so the ordinary Albanians can feel a little bit amused, but on the other side...nothing has changed... Kosovo is still serbian territory, UN 1244 is very clear on that.

and those 100 countries are still an illusion... those few that have made a mistake will have some time now to realize it, and... soone or later...

my dear albanian friends, your jokes will be about stupid criminals who give themselves animal-nicknames...

very likely just a question of time.

Ana

pre 16 godina

Crveni Vuk,

that was an excellent one but you forgot Foreign investment...

Lets see how much more are the US and the EU going to do for the deveopment of their little puppet...

Maybe, as they have done in the last 9 years?

Marco, Amsterdam

pre 16 godina

The biggest April Fool's hoax on the Balkans was made by former guerilla leader Thaci on 17 February when he said that K-Albanians would respect the rights of minorities....

Maks

pre 16 godina

That is good news. Albanian media at least has a sense of humor.
But I see the same here with Serbian media.
Here are few examples:
Koštunica: Kosovo cannot be traded - because when you trade something you are expecting to get something in return. So Koštunica is right. Kosovo is GONE and something GONE cannot be traded.
"Cyprus cannot recognize Kosovo" - until further notice.
SPS rules out cooperation with DS - because SPS is going to cooperate with Radicals as both in oposite.
Churkin condemns U.S. weapons shipment - He wish to do more.
Ban: Resolution 1244 still in force - when it needs to clear out protesting Serbs in Mitrovica.
Jeremić takes diplomatic battle to Brazil - because there is nothing he can do in Europe.
Kermabon: EULEX on entire Kosovo territory - like you can tell the difference between EULEX and UNMIK.
Albanians open fire on Serbs in K.Mitrovica - None killed, none injured. It was April fool bullet.
Samardžić announces elections in Kosovo - because in Serbia Kostunica will get less then 5 %.

Crveni Vuk

pre 16 godina

That is good news. Albanian media at least has a sense of humor.
But I see the same here with Serbian media.
Here are few examples:
Koštunica: Kosovo cannot be traded - because when you trade something you are expecting to get something in return. So Koštunica is right. Kosovo is GONE and something GONE cannot be traded.
"Cyprus cannot recognize Kosovo" - until further notice.
SPS rules out cooperation with DS - because SPS is going to cooperate with Radicals as both in oposite.
Churkin condemns U.S. weapons shipment - He wish to do more.
Ban: Resolution 1244 still in force - when it needs to clear out protesting Serbs in Mitrovica.
Jeremić takes diplomatic battle to Brazil - because there is nothing he can do in Europe.
Kermabon: EULEX on entire Kosovo territory - like you can tell the difference between EULEX and UNMIK.
Albanians open fire on Serbs in K.Mitrovica - None killed, none injured. It was April fool bullet.
Samardžić announces elections in Kosovo - because in Serbia Kostunica will get less then 5 %.
(Maks, 1 April 2008 16:28)

Maybe they have nothing serious to write about. You know, major political developments(they probably don't understand them), major sports competitions(I mean, ping pong and boxing tournaments only happen so often) etc etc.

Crveni Vuk

pre 16 godina

That is good news. Albanian media at least has a sense of humor.
But I see the same here with Serbian media.
Here are few examples:
Koštunica: Kosovo cannot be traded - because when you trade something you are expecting to get something in return. So Koštunica is right. Kosovo is GONE and something GONE cannot be traded.
"Cyprus cannot recognize Kosovo" - until further notice.
SPS rules out cooperation with DS - because SPS is going to cooperate with Radicals as both in oposite.
Churkin condemns U.S. weapons shipment - He wish to do more.
Ban: Resolution 1244 still in force - when it needs to clear out protesting Serbs in Mitrovica.
Jeremić takes diplomatic battle to Brazil - because there is nothing he can do in Europe.
Kermabon: EULEX on entire Kosovo territory - like you can tell the difference between EULEX and UNMIK.
Albanians open fire on Serbs in K.Mitrovica - None killed, none injured. It was April fool bullet.
Samardžić announces elections in Kosovo - because in Serbia Kostunica will get less then 5 %.
(Maks, 1 April 2008 16:28)

Maybe they have nothing serious to write about. You know, major political developments(they probably don't understand them), major sports competitions(I mean, ping pong and boxing tournaments only happen so often) etc etc.

Marco, Amsterdam

pre 16 godina

The biggest April Fool's hoax on the Balkans was made by former guerilla leader Thaci on 17 February when he said that K-Albanians would respect the rights of minorities....

Maks

pre 16 godina

That is good news. Albanian media at least has a sense of humor.
But I see the same here with Serbian media.
Here are few examples:
Koštunica: Kosovo cannot be traded - because when you trade something you are expecting to get something in return. So Koštunica is right. Kosovo is GONE and something GONE cannot be traded.
"Cyprus cannot recognize Kosovo" - until further notice.
SPS rules out cooperation with DS - because SPS is going to cooperate with Radicals as both in oposite.
Churkin condemns U.S. weapons shipment - He wish to do more.
Ban: Resolution 1244 still in force - when it needs to clear out protesting Serbs in Mitrovica.
Jeremić takes diplomatic battle to Brazil - because there is nothing he can do in Europe.
Kermabon: EULEX on entire Kosovo territory - like you can tell the difference between EULEX and UNMIK.
Albanians open fire on Serbs in K.Mitrovica - None killed, none injured. It was April fool bullet.
Samardžić announces elections in Kosovo - because in Serbia Kostunica will get less then 5 %.

Jovan

pre 16 godina

If I was an ex-terrorist acting as a statesman inside a US-puppet-entity, financed by dark sources and organized crime...

I would make my "free" papers write the same!

so the ordinary Albanians can feel a little bit amused, but on the other side...nothing has changed... Kosovo is still serbian territory, UN 1244 is very clear on that.

and those 100 countries are still an illusion... those few that have made a mistake will have some time now to realize it, and... soone or later...

my dear albanian friends, your jokes will be about stupid criminals who give themselves animal-nicknames...

very likely just a question of time.

Ana

pre 16 godina

Crveni Vuk,

that was an excellent one but you forgot Foreign investment...

Lets see how much more are the US and the EU going to do for the deveopment of their little puppet...

Maybe, as they have done in the last 9 years?

KS

pre 16 godina

@Ana

the "puppet" (Kosova) has seen that its' allies have tripled (America, 50$ - 350$mn) their donations. In June there is to be held a donation conference sponsored by the ISG which will bring in another 2bn Eur. Now you may doubt whatever fact you wish, but Kosova is moving forward.
With the status defined we can finally privatize all the property and we won't have Serbia calling foul like a 3rd grader. Expect foreign investment to pick up soon, and fast. I can't wait until KEK, Airport of Prishtina, and the Kosova Post Office to be privatized.

raso

pre 16 godina

didn´t get the message, what is the difference to the other 364 days a year, when the greater-albanian network writes similar trash?

Crveni Vuk

pre 16 godina

That is good news. Albanian media at least has a sense of humor.
But I see the same here with Serbian media.
Here are few examples:
Koštunica: Kosovo cannot be traded - because when you trade something you are expecting to get something in return. So Koštunica is right. Kosovo is GONE and something GONE cannot be traded.
"Cyprus cannot recognize Kosovo" - until further notice.
SPS rules out cooperation with DS - because SPS is going to cooperate with Radicals as both in oposite.
Churkin condemns U.S. weapons shipment - He wish to do more.
Ban: Resolution 1244 still in force - when it needs to clear out protesting Serbs in Mitrovica.
Jeremić takes diplomatic battle to Brazil - because there is nothing he can do in Europe.
Kermabon: EULEX on entire Kosovo territory - like you can tell the difference between EULEX and UNMIK.
Albanians open fire on Serbs in K.Mitrovica - None killed, none injured. It was April fool bullet.
Samardžić announces elections in Kosovo - because in Serbia Kostunica will get less then 5 %.
(Maks, 1 April 2008 16:28)

Maybe they have nothing serious to write about. You know, major political developments(they probably don't understand them), major sports competitions(I mean, ping pong and boxing tournaments only happen so often) etc etc.

Ana

pre 16 godina

Crveni Vuk,

that was an excellent one but you forgot Foreign investment...

Lets see how much more are the US and the EU going to do for the deveopment of their little puppet...

Maybe, as they have done in the last 9 years?

Maks

pre 16 godina

That is good news. Albanian media at least has a sense of humor.
But I see the same here with Serbian media.
Here are few examples:
Koštunica: Kosovo cannot be traded - because when you trade something you are expecting to get something in return. So Koštunica is right. Kosovo is GONE and something GONE cannot be traded.
"Cyprus cannot recognize Kosovo" - until further notice.
SPS rules out cooperation with DS - because SPS is going to cooperate with Radicals as both in oposite.
Churkin condemns U.S. weapons shipment - He wish to do more.
Ban: Resolution 1244 still in force - when it needs to clear out protesting Serbs in Mitrovica.
Jeremić takes diplomatic battle to Brazil - because there is nothing he can do in Europe.
Kermabon: EULEX on entire Kosovo territory - like you can tell the difference between EULEX and UNMIK.
Albanians open fire on Serbs in K.Mitrovica - None killed, none injured. It was April fool bullet.
Samardžić announces elections in Kosovo - because in Serbia Kostunica will get less then 5 %.

Marco, Amsterdam

pre 16 godina

The biggest April Fool's hoax on the Balkans was made by former guerilla leader Thaci on 17 February when he said that K-Albanians would respect the rights of minorities....

Jovan

pre 16 godina

If I was an ex-terrorist acting as a statesman inside a US-puppet-entity, financed by dark sources and organized crime...

I would make my "free" papers write the same!

so the ordinary Albanians can feel a little bit amused, but on the other side...nothing has changed... Kosovo is still serbian territory, UN 1244 is very clear on that.

and those 100 countries are still an illusion... those few that have made a mistake will have some time now to realize it, and... soone or later...

my dear albanian friends, your jokes will be about stupid criminals who give themselves animal-nicknames...

very likely just a question of time.

KS

pre 16 godina

@Ana

the "puppet" (Kosova) has seen that its' allies have tripled (America, 50$ - 350$mn) their donations. In June there is to be held a donation conference sponsored by the ISG which will bring in another 2bn Eur. Now you may doubt whatever fact you wish, but Kosova is moving forward.
With the status defined we can finally privatize all the property and we won't have Serbia calling foul like a 3rd grader. Expect foreign investment to pick up soon, and fast. I can't wait until KEK, Airport of Prishtina, and the Kosova Post Office to be privatized.

raso

pre 16 godina

didn´t get the message, what is the difference to the other 364 days a year, when the greater-albanian network writes similar trash?