Hank the Tankovic
pre 16 godina
Ha ha ha! What a great story! Thanks B92! Keep them coming.
Wednesday, 04.11.2009.
09:53
A Slovenian man, disappointed with the performance of his dog in a show in Riga, Latvia, has bitten two people, reports said.
Izvor: B92
pre 16 godina
Ha ha ha! What a great story! Thanks B92! Keep them coming.
pre 16 godina
This is 100% international news worthy story.This is the type of news they look for TV, so they can hook people into watching 4 minutes of adds by mentioning only a few facts of the story and then breaking for a commercial.If you read this story in an Albanian or Croation news source, you'll propably be still grinning. I think you people should be nicer to the Serbs,you never know when they might have to feed you again.This world is unpredictable,and God works in mysterious ways.All one needs to do is look at *PUTINMAN*to se how the Universe operates.
pre 16 godina
An old, old definition of the news worth reporting states:
"It is not a news when a dog bites a man. The news is when a man bites a dog"...
It is not B92's fault to be able to report only the first half of the perfect news. The police restricted the man of fulfilling the requirements for the "perfect" news. You know, first the judge, and then the damn dog that snatched the prize. Go, get them dog, man!!! Go man, go!!!
pre 16 godina
Absolutaly right. This is not worthy of news report.
(Kosova-USA, 4 November 2009 13:14)
OK, than let's do a deal. We meet, you are free to bite me or I can bite you.
Than we agree on some news like:
"American bites Russian"
"Russian bites American"
"Albanian bites American"
"Albanian bites Russian"
"Hungarian bites Albanian"
(and so on).
Let's consult the lawyers and let them judge, what is the best.
IMO, "Albanian bites a Russian" or "American bites an Albanian" sounds pretty good.
Than we go to B92 or Koha Ditore or Blic or whatever and sell the news.
And collect the money.
At last, business is business. :-P
pre 16 godina
Simon says, "clap your hands..."
pre 16 godina
Why is this news? Because he is slovenian?
(Globalist, 4 November 2009 11:12)
Absolutaly right. This is not worthy of news report.
pre 16 godina
Why is this news? Because he is slovenian?
pre 16 godina
Ha ha ha! What a great story! Thanks B92! Keep them coming.
pre 16 godina
Absolutaly right. This is not worthy of news report.
(Kosova-USA, 4 November 2009 13:14)
OK, than let's do a deal. We meet, you are free to bite me or I can bite you.
Than we agree on some news like:
"American bites Russian"
"Russian bites American"
"Albanian bites American"
"Albanian bites Russian"
"Hungarian bites Albanian"
(and so on).
Let's consult the lawyers and let them judge, what is the best.
IMO, "Albanian bites a Russian" or "American bites an Albanian" sounds pretty good.
Than we go to B92 or Koha Ditore or Blic or whatever and sell the news.
And collect the money.
At last, business is business. :-P
pre 16 godina
Why is this news? Because he is slovenian?
pre 16 godina
An old, old definition of the news worth reporting states:
"It is not a news when a dog bites a man. The news is when a man bites a dog"...
It is not B92's fault to be able to report only the first half of the perfect news. The police restricted the man of fulfilling the requirements for the "perfect" news. You know, first the judge, and then the damn dog that snatched the prize. Go, get them dog, man!!! Go man, go!!!
pre 16 godina
This is 100% international news worthy story.This is the type of news they look for TV, so they can hook people into watching 4 minutes of adds by mentioning only a few facts of the story and then breaking for a commercial.If you read this story in an Albanian or Croation news source, you'll propably be still grinning. I think you people should be nicer to the Serbs,you never know when they might have to feed you again.This world is unpredictable,and God works in mysterious ways.All one needs to do is look at *PUTINMAN*to se how the Universe operates.
pre 16 godina
Simon says, "clap your hands..."
pre 16 godina
Why is this news? Because he is slovenian?
(Globalist, 4 November 2009 11:12)
Absolutaly right. This is not worthy of news report.
pre 16 godina
Why is this news? Because he is slovenian?
(Globalist, 4 November 2009 11:12)
Absolutaly right. This is not worthy of news report.
pre 16 godina
Simon says, "clap your hands..."
pre 16 godina
Why is this news? Because he is slovenian?
pre 16 godina
This is 100% international news worthy story.This is the type of news they look for TV, so they can hook people into watching 4 minutes of adds by mentioning only a few facts of the story and then breaking for a commercial.If you read this story in an Albanian or Croation news source, you'll propably be still grinning. I think you people should be nicer to the Serbs,you never know when they might have to feed you again.This world is unpredictable,and God works in mysterious ways.All one needs to do is look at *PUTINMAN*to se how the Universe operates.
pre 16 godina
Ha ha ha! What a great story! Thanks B92! Keep them coming.
pre 16 godina
Absolutaly right. This is not worthy of news report.
(Kosova-USA, 4 November 2009 13:14)
OK, than let's do a deal. We meet, you are free to bite me or I can bite you.
Than we agree on some news like:
"American bites Russian"
"Russian bites American"
"Albanian bites American"
"Albanian bites Russian"
"Hungarian bites Albanian"
(and so on).
Let's consult the lawyers and let them judge, what is the best.
IMO, "Albanian bites a Russian" or "American bites an Albanian" sounds pretty good.
Than we go to B92 or Koha Ditore or Blic or whatever and sell the news.
And collect the money.
At last, business is business. :-P
pre 16 godina
An old, old definition of the news worth reporting states:
"It is not a news when a dog bites a man. The news is when a man bites a dog"...
It is not B92's fault to be able to report only the first half of the perfect news. The police restricted the man of fulfilling the requirements for the "perfect" news. You know, first the judge, and then the damn dog that snatched the prize. Go, get them dog, man!!! Go man, go!!!
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