(Poucna porodicna prica)
Branko Vucicevic

Veoma prosirena porodica sedi za vecerom (kao u tipicnom ruskom romanu), srce se, mljacka, konverzira o prizemnim iliti uzvisenim stvarima. Odjednom, neko nesto lupi ili se neprilicno ponese. I sablazan upropasti porodicnu idilu. Osetljive tetke se hvataju za srce i piju valerijan na kocki secera, uvek kriva deca se, uz nezasluzene samare, progone na spavanje, prizivaljscici i prizivaljke su u panici, skrivaju zluradostÍ Itd. Itd.

Ruzna anegdota (opet jedan upotrebljiv ruski naslov).

Sta da se radi.

Da li ce od trenutka skandala u porodicnom sifonjeru cegrtati jos jedan skelet?

Ili da se u svakoj zgodnoj prici "krivac" podseca na onu "svinjariju"?

Ili, pak, da se sifonjer odmah otvori i provetri?

Da neko izvede neki zabavni trik?

Ovde nevesto docarane porodice vole sarade, domace pozoriste, drustvene igre, madjionicarske vestine, zagonetke i pitalice.

Da probamo i mi.

Pogodi ko je pisac?

Why is it worse to kill civilians than soldiers?

Obviously one must not kill children if it is in any way avoidableÍ

A bomb kills a cross-section of the population, but not quite a representative selection, because the children and expectant mothers are usually the first to be evacuated, and some of the young men will be away in the army. Probably a dispropotionate large number of bomb victims will be middle-agedÍ

War is not avoidable at this stage of history, and since it has to happen it does not seem to me a bad thing that others should be killed besides young menÍ

Cak ni nastrani ujak, poluoslepeo od citanja, nije pogodio.

Ali, raspolozenje se popravilo.

Ovde cu odustati od ruskog pastisa. (Te kasno probudjene spisateljske ambicije doci ce mi glave!)

 

Valjda nije bila moja puka sentimentalna iluzija sto sam ARKZIN+BASTARD Co smatrao mrezom prijatelja iliti familijom.

Dogodio se incident.

Nas prijatelj Dejan Krsic,1 kome nikad nije bilo tesko da istovremeno drzi u glavi dve i vise misli, i cak njima veselo (ni slucajno pateticno) zonglira, iznebuha se pojavio kao tipicni predstavnik JEDNOUMLJA.

Mozda je uzrok ono sto se u americkoj vojnoj terminologiji zove BATTLE FATIGUE.

Obezbedimo mu R(EST) and R(ECREATION).

Mozda su i fascinacija teorijom i STATE OF ART tehnologijom dodale svoje.

 

Za "kaznu" neka napravi izbor iz Krausovih POSLEDNJIH DANA COVECANSTVA za sledeci broj ARKZINA.

Koristice svima.

Svi treba da cuvamo mozak.

(Jos jednom citiram Dada- mudrost: MASINA ZA OBEZMOZDJAVANJE RADI S VELIKOM LARMOM!!!)

Ne mora se neprestano govoriti.

Kad je LARMA preglasna stavimo vatu u usi ili jastuk na glavu.

Ako se ne varam, onaj gnjavator GOETHE veli da je SIVA TEORIJA A ZELEN ZBUN REALNOSTI/PRAKSE/ZIVOTA.

Odmarajmo oci na hlorofilnom, socnom zelenilu.

Tim pre sto bar ovdasnjoj "ratujucoj strani" mozda sleduje provereni i od vremena Vietnama jamacno usavrseni WEAPON defilacije.

Koristimo cari WWW dok ne budemo morali da predjemo na indijanske dimne signale.

Pozdrav svima.

P.S. Autor citata nije Goebbels ni neki NATO-strateg, vec George Orwell. Nobody is perfect.

1. Dejan Krsic wrote:

Everywhere I see "HELP B92"! What about Koha Ditore and Kosova Albanians? From the news on the HELP B92 web site it is quite hard to see what is so special, independent and democratic about B92! Ideology of "professional journalism" is just that -- ideology. One thing is for sure: "DonÝt trust anyone..." and now we can add "...especially not them (B92)", because in all the noise about closing down of the world wide famous, democratic and independent radio station B92, all other much more problematic issues get lost -- like the fact that in Kosova Albanians, even, or especially kids, women, old men, everyday loose their lives, homes, all possesings, documents... even future. Mr. Veran Matic has chosen very unfortunate title for his article -- "Bombing the Baby with the Bathwater" -- not only it puts his dear B92 in the position of cute and innocent, but actually powerless infant, it also perhaps involuntarely and unconsciously states that B92 is actually bathing in the dirty waters of Milosevic regime! Matic is really master of selfpromotion and this situation suits him well -- international media recognition, support, fundraising... in your [helpB92] own words: "leading peace activist. He has won many international awards for media and democracy, the latest being last year's MTV Europe Free Your Mind award. Early this year he was named one of this year's hundred Global Leaders for Tomorrow by the World Economic Forum..." [...] On CNN Vuk Draskovic said that his party is in opposition to Milosevic, "but not in opposition to his country". Almost the same sentence can be found in MaticÝs article. We should remember Slavoj Zizek who apropos sentence of "throwing baby with the dirty water" said that baby is really uninteresting, that it should be "thrown away", and we should really concentrate on examining "the dirty water"...